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(Message started by: pete from Hull on Jul 13^th, 2009, 12:52pm)

Title: Watch what you say to a woman.....
Post by pete from Hull on Jul 13^th, 2009, 12:52pm

Think before you speak to a woman

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life...In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her: 'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

I ALMOST DIED!!!

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Pete

Title: Re: Watch what you say to a woman.....
Post by wojtekor on Jul 13^th, 2009, 3:34pm

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Title: Re: Watch what you say to a woman.....
Post by gozz on Jul 13^th, 2009, 11:00pm

That's life support alright Pete,not just in Hull though ;D
GOZZ.

Title: Re: Watch what you say to a woman.....
Post by pete from Hull on Jul 14^th, 2009, 6:20am

;D Can't answer that, I'm GAGGED.

Pete